just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

apolojizzing:

officialteacher:

apolojizzing:

I need to go to the bath room

you should have gone during lunch

do not

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

booochica:

booochica:

petition to change the pride flag to pastel colors because that shit is easier on the eyes

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✞☯follow for more soft homo☯✞

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

For every note this gets, I will add one foot to the scarf I’m making for my girlfriend

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

the-potatobastard:

Hello everyone, this post is available until end of September when I write down the notes and start making the scarf

You will regret this. And I am sorry.

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

espill:

gothamfox:

Series Premiere MONDAY SEPT 22 at 8/7c on FOX!

BEFORE WAS CAT

WOMAN THERE WAS

KYLE THERE SELINA

hospitalstays:

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school cum

facts-i-just-made-up:

cocktormedick:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Mated turtles share their shells!
Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.

I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”

I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.

facts-i-just-made-up:

cocktormedick:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Mated turtles share their shells!

Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.

I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”

I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.

dirudo:

I got nominated to do the cock sucking challenge